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BLACK METAL BUDDY COPZ!!!
drrr dr dr dr drrrrrrr!!!!
Created on 2007-01-02 08:02:25 (#11944495), last updated 2007-02-11
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| Name: | The Brza |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 1987 |
| Location: | Alberta, Canada |
| Website: | My myspace artist page |
The progeny of the last surviving Martian unicorn, Brendo was born on the dark side of the moon where he learned the way of the moon people (i.e. hunting, farming, stubborn stain removal). He came to Earth in search of love and inexpensive alcohol. He has failed at both thus far.
Upon arrival in central Alberta, Brendo was quickly assimilated into earthling society. However, when the fabled floor waxer wars of 1720 (it was fought on Venus) left him as the last surviving human-shaped, martian unicorn, he resolved to become the greatest fencer the world has ever seen. This dream fell through when a small boy struck him in the shin with a house, so he now plays jazz piano on the side. Check out his myspace! http://www.myspace.com/brendanswanson
Upon arrival in central Alberta, Brendo was quickly assimilated into earthling society. However, when the fabled floor waxer wars of 1720 (it was fought on Venus) left him as the last surviving human-shaped, martian unicorn, he resolved to become the greatest fencer the world has ever seen. This dream fell through when a small boy struck him in the shin with a house, so he now plays jazz piano on the side. Check out his myspace! http://www.myspace.com/brendanswanson
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Sir Winston Churchill High School - Calgary, AB, Canada (2003 - 2005)University of Calgary - Calgary, AB, Canada (2005 - present)
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